LYRICS to IMPRESSING HEAVEN by david & GOLIATH
Verse 1:
I prayed to God
For the Glory to sing
And so I ended up
In the Hallowed Halls
Of the Mountain 🏔️ King 👑
He was all,
What’s up dude & WELCOME 🙏 !
Let the triumphant trumpets 🎺 ring 💍!
Please meet my Queen of Abundance
She’s my sweet thing, my Warrior Queen, and a veritable roller rink of thunderbolts and lightning ⚡️
“Oh don’t mind him!”
She laughed, filled with joy to her brilliant brim
Take a deep breath, relax, and please tell us
What is this gift 💝 you bring?
I fumbled and bumbled,
Not sure if I could muster the courage to sing 🎤
I’m the Little Drummer 🥁 Boy your majesties ✨
And my gift 🎁 is this song 🎧
So please 🙏 forgive me,
If I play any of these notes 🎶 wrong
HA to the Ha HA! They laughed in perfect 🤩 Unison
Play like yourself hun, and have so much fun 🤩!
Like a little plum I picked up my baby steel drum 🪘
And anxious was my thumb 👍 but enthusiastically I started 🛫 to hum
This Plucked up my courage to love everyone
Only then my fingers melodically began to strum! 🎸
Verse 2:
When I was a lily pad chillin 😎 Baby Yoda
I tugged on my Big Mommy’s Cape 🦸♀️ somewhere in Minnesota
And asked with a soft whisper,
So the bigger bullies wouldn’t snicker
Mom, How exactly do I get into Heaven?
“Well, love ❤️ your neighbor David,
And never 👎 ever pick up a Weapon!”
Bah HUMBUG said Goliath with a grumble and rumble,
Enemies blinded our world 🗺️ tradin Vision, now it’s time for the enemy to stumble!
Set the course for wrath’s Eruption 🌋
With a side of Hungry Man’s appetite for destruction
0-Mach 2 Mercury mashin the throttles on my F-14 Tomcat
I’ll show the ‘bad’ people how we bomb 💣 right back!
…and that’s how I almost never 👎 came back
So now I sing 🎤 like a checkeddy checkered canary who refuses to get choked,
I’ll get smoked, soaked, yoked, snd frequently poked,
until we can get all of our Brothers & Sisters uncloaked my triple 5 Soul is eternally stoked
Verse 3:
As it turns out,
Whenever you raise a fist 👊 in ANGER 😡
You open the Gates of Hell
And they just love a solid head banger
And oh yeah, once you let em out
The Gremlins don’t ever want to be in the Hangar
They want to 24:7 linger in the languid languor!
Supah wack like a Draymond 3 pointer….
3….2….1!!! <buzzer>
Ker-CLANGER!
Verse 4:
Never ever have I returned from ⚔️ WAR ⚔️
The horror of ✊ knockin n scarrin ⚡️ Heaven’s Door 🚪
the infernal and internal suffering…
And all what 4?
The gleamin’ demons stalk me wherever I roam
So pretty please 🙏 leave a candle 🕯️ in the Window 🪟
And some day, God Willing I’ll be home 🏡
But for now I’m here to get all my Kin
Always Trust your intuition and you’ll always be forgiven
Rugged Reefs Remember true love 2 Win, that’s also how 2 cleverly evade the 7 Savage Samurai of Sin
So let’s start 🛫 fresh 🌼 with joy
And then again begin
For as one is the only way we win 🏆
So I taught all the pure translators
How to ‘Emancipate yourself from mental slavery’
And they taught thousands more
And can you believe it God?
We finally cracked the code 👩💻 on WAR!
So now we live in abundant epic harmony
And I’m here to beg forgiveness
For all my dreadful sins
You had to both witness
Verse 5 FINAL (no end chorus!)
I took a deep breath 😮💨 at last
Not knowing if I’d get another gasp 😱
So thoroughly on my brothers & sisters 👯♀️
I had in my lifetime trespassed …
The King 👑 🌊 🌌 🦅 ☀️ looked at the Queen 🌙 👑 🍇 💎 ♠️ 🩵
And the Queen giggled tenderly at the King
For the King’s eyes were glistening like her ring 💍
So she turned to a prostrate me,
Tremblin’ so sure I was to be condemned for eternity ♾️
And what happened next,
I pray 🙏 to God will come true when I love the World 🗺️ relentlessly
“My sweet beloved Great little one! 1️⃣
“My Great-to-the-Very-Great-Grandson!
“Please 🙏 rise and shine ✨!
“You have taught all life how to think 💭
“How to speak 🗣️
“And how to tend for each other,
“Didn’t ya know that’s so divine!!?”
“My husband is at a loss for words,
“So this glorious pleasure is all mine!
“David, Welcome 🙏 to Heaven my Son,
“Pretty please 🙏 dance 🪩 with us!
“And let us all have a great time!”
Done ✅ 14:13 USA 🇺🇸
Sincerely, Dave Dequeljoe
Dogfighting Depression 